How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Why did electricity win the race?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?