How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What British bugs are the best singers?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?