What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
The cashew!
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What time of day was Adam created?
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