What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
The cashew!
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What kind of store would a dog own?
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