What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What do you call the dog magician?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?