Why are pigs so good at building houses?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What is the smallest lion?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?