What do you call stolen cheese?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

How does a taco bless the table?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why are stones so good at music?

How do you spot a modern spider?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What did you learn in school today, son?