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Can February March?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

How do you talk to a giant?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

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Which animal loves to have a good time?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?