What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What day is your mom always right?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Where do stars go to college?