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What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What do you call an artistic dog?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

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