What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What are baby potatoes called?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?