Where do stars go to college?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Why do two skunks argue?