Why did the wizard ace his math test?
It was on magic squares.
Where do stars go to college?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why do two skunks argue?
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