What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

How did the toad die?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

How do frogs get to work?