What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why did the barber win the race?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

When should you stop for a glow worm?