What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Which cats have the best manners?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What is another name for a cow?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What did the ocean say to the beach?