What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

How does a witch play loud music?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?