Where do mermaids see movies?

What's the friendliest pen?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What do you call a tired tree?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What fish only swims at night?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What says: oom oom oom?