What game do bats excel at?
Bat-gammon.
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What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do jokesters study in college?
What is the most attractive fruit?
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