Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What do you call a small mom?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Where do you take sick ponies?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

When do astronauts eat?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?