When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What's the most athletic footwear?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What fish only swims at night?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?