When is Dad's bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep in his chair.
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Which bug is related to you?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Where does water do all its banking?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
How does a taco bless the table?
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