What did you learn in school today, son?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What name sounds like the past tense?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?