When is Dad's bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep in his chair.
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What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What did the sick chicken say?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why can you never find the number nine?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What time does everyone love to drink?
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