What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?