When is Dad's bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep in his chair.
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
How do you get kids to do something?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why do mice need oiling?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What table can you never sit at?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why are baseball games at night?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
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