Why are ghosts always single?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?