Why didn't the melons get married?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?