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What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What says: oom oom oom?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What animal likes to party the most?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

How does a cow do math?