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Why are ghosts such bad liars?

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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

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What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

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What do ducks have for lunch?