What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Holy cow!
How do birds threaten one another?
How is cat food sold?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Which celebrity always frowns?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
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