What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Holy cow!
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
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