What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Where do polar bears vote?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?