What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Holy cow!
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What animal loves Indian food?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
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