Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why do math teachers love March?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What do you call a sad latte?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?