What is a plant's favorite college course?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What horn never makes a sound?

How do you get kids to do something?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?