What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why did the professor write on the window?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

How do you massage a chicken wing?