Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What do you call a famous turtle?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?