What color are all the books in the library?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What do you call a hairless poodle?