Why are books always so angry?

What color are all the books in the library?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

How did the toad die?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why is the beach so confident?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

How do you make a bear really angry?