Why are books always so angry?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Which cats have the best manners?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What does a female lion call her mate?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why did the fish blush?