What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What do naked fish play with?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What do pigs do over the summer?

Why was the cow afraid?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What is the coolest country?