What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why are basketball courts always wet?