How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What is the most adorable season?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What do jokesters study in college?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why didn't the melons get married?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?