How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

When do astronauts eat?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?