How do fall and winter say hello?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?