What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What do mice do when they're at home?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?