Why do people always trip on September 22?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why do math teachers love March?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?