Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?