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What makes a glow worm glow?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What day is your mom always right?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

Why do rhinos charge?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?