What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What do you call a dog in space?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?