Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
They can tell the best carrot.
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Which fly makes films?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
How do you organize a space party?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call a sad latte?
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