Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
They can tell the best carrot.
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why was the mime upset?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What day is your mom always right?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
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