Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
They can tell the best carrot.
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
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