Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
They can tell the best carrot.
What do cats wear to work?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
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