Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Did you know about April 1st?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?