What type of dog loves to take showers?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why are books always so angry?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?