What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Which animal is the most religious?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Why did the turkey join the band?