How did the coach get his quarterback?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

When do flowers get their workout in?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

Where do pigs learn magic?