Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?