What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?