A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?