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Why was the coyote family such good singers?

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Why was the math book sad?

What tree has the most bark?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

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What's E.T. short for?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

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