Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What do you call a household of counselors?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What game do mice love to play?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What do you call an angry monkey?