What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Pair-odactyls!
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
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