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Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?