What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
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Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What does a panda ghost say?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why are winter days great?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do nosey peppers do?
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