What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why did the frog starve?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
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