Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Which president loved to take baths?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What words make the best athletes?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?