What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
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