What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?