What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Which president loved to take baths?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
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