What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
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