What's E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny legs.
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
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