What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

Which president loved to take baths?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.