What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why do rhinos charge?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What's the slowest 5k?

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