What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Families are like fudge.

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Where do cows go on vacation?