Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?