What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?