Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?