What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What animal makes the best lunches?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why are goats so funny?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Which family member is always relieved?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?