Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Grease!
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What school subject really rocks?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
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