What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?