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What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

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Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

How do you get kids to do something?

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Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?