If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Christ-mass!
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you call a sad latte?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What's the king of all school supplies?
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