What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?