What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Why do cats always get what they want?