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Coffee has a rough time in our household.

How does one gelatin greet another?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What tea do footballers drink?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

How does a squid go into battle?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What is the wealthiest fish?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?