What do you call a sad latte?
Depresso.
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
How did the toad die?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!