What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

Why do rhinos charge?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?