What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Can February March?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Which insect is the smartest?

What animals make the best baseball players?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Which superhero is best at baseball?