What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Where do they produce Christian films?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?