When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?