Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why did the foal cough?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?