What's the king of all school supplies?
The ruler.
Why did the professor write on the window?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
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