What's the king of all school supplies?
The ruler.
How do you get straight A's?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
How do bears keep cool?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Which insect makes the best father?
How do you organize a space party?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What fairy loves to count?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
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