What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Where does laundry go to college?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What style of music weighs the most?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What type of music do frogs listen to?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?