What's the king of all school supplies?
The ruler.
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Bears love exotic cars.
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