Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What does winter fat turn into?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What's black and white and red all over?

What is a table you can eat?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Which subject has two parts?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?