Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Why are books always so angry?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What are baby potatoes called?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why do mice need oiling?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?