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It's allergy season again?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why do all the planets get along?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?