What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Swamp Lake.
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Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
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