What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?