What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
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Where would you find an elephant?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why did Harry Potter⢠suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Which elf is the best singer?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
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