What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
What happens when a frog's car dies?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
How do fireflies start a race?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
How do bees get to school?
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