Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What do fish do at parades?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

How do you make a bear really angry?

What is the color of the wind?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?