What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Where do chips wear socks?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

My brother is my partner in crime.

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?