What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?