What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
What types of dogs are bilingual?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Where do ants go to eat?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
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