What do ducks get after they eat?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What do you call two birds in love?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do you call an old snowman?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Where does a camper keep his money?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?