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What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

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Why did the tomato turn red?

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What game do bats excel at?

What condiment has wings?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

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