What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What type of car do planets buy?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did Mickey Mouse⢠become an astronaut?
Families are like fudge.
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Which insect makes the best father?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
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