My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What country has the most fish?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

How can you make 7 even?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What is an insect's favorite game?