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What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Where do polar bears vote?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

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Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

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What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?