What did the mother rope say to her child?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What do you call the king of vegetables?