How do locomotives know where to go?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

Which singer could always break a five?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do math teachers love March?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?