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Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Where do chips wear socks?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

How long do chickens work?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?