What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What is blue and not heavy?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

Where do kittens go to school?

How do you talk to a giant?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?