What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

How do fireflies start a race?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Which family member has tusks?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?