Can February March?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Where do kittens go to school?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?