Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why do cats love to work?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?