Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What did the airline worker name her child?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

How do fireflies start a race?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?