What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

How is life like toilet paper?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?