Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?