Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why are frogs always happy?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?