What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

Where do stars go to college?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why did spring break up with winter?