What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What animals make the best students?