Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?