Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?