Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?