My friend David had his ID stolen.

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?