Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?