How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Why are cars magic?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?