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What's a henway?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

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Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?