What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?