What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?