How do billboards talk?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

How do you grill cheese?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?