What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Where do termites go camping?

Why was the cow afraid?

What animals make the best students?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?