What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why was the pirate late for work?