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Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Which tree can't stop crying?